Jakim jesteś chrześcijaninem?

up?

tak mi się coś zebrało na grzebanie po starych wątkach, a przy niedzieli ten taki wdzięczny ;)

Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist")
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. - Tak
You go to church every Sunday - Nie
with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. - posiadam rozne Biblie i byl czas kiedy chodzilam regularnie na Bible study 8)
You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, - Nie
prefer your iced tea very sweet, - Bleeeee :vom:
and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. - Idiotyzm
You're furious that people actually believe "The Da Vinci Code" - ale nie z tych powodow 8) (plytka, beznadziejnie napisana ksiazka)
and have bought a book debunking the novel. - Tak 8)
You wept uncontrollably all three times you went to see "The Passion of the Christ" and have ordered the DVD in bulk to give copies to friends. - Nie ogladalam i nie zamierzam.
You may watch Eternal Word Television Network - Nie lol
and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. - Nie
You enjoy some episodes of "Joan of Arcadia" but think it's not reverent enough--"Touched by an Angel" was better. - Nigdy nie ogladalam :vom:
If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. - Nie chodze lol
You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. - Nie
You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. - HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
You give generously to your church and Christian charities. - Nie
The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life. - Powinna, ale...
What a load of crap - ze tak powiem 8)

George Bush Sr. Christian
(a.k.a. "Right-Leaning Traditionalist")
You view the Bible as divinely inspired, believe Jesus was the Son of God, ( - prawda) but don't think Jonah was swallowed by a whale. (- nieprawda) You go to church once a month and believe ardently that everyone should go weekly. (- nieprawda) You admire Pope John Paul II ( - prawda) and Billy Graham, read Tom Clancy and William Bennett (- nieprawda), enjoy Bach ( - prawda) and Bacharach (- nieprawda), watch college football, drive an SUV, and live in a suburb (- nieprawda). You drink Coors, in moderation (- nieprawda). You found many scenes in "The Da Vinci Code" exciting, but the book disturbed you--all that stuff about the Holy Grail couldn't be true, right? (- prawda), You were very moved by "The Passion of the Christ" but thought seeing it once was enough. (- nieprawda). Your attitude toward gays (You view it as a sign of your tolerance that you no longer call them "homosexuals") is "love the sinner but hate the sin." (- nieprawda) You think most of popular culture is polluted and prefer to watch shows like "Joan of Arcadia" and "Seventh Heaven" but secretly also enjoy watching “The Sopranos.” (- nieprawda) btw - Sopranos sa kapitalne, reszta powoduje, ze chce mi sie po kubel siegac ;), You give to the United Way and your local church, and especially admire Habitat for Humanity. (???), For you, Christianity is not only about how Jesus lived, but also about how he died for our sins and how we can have a relationship with him now. (- nieprawda),
jednym slowem... g... prawda :D:D:D