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Bajeczka dla dużych dziewczynek
Byla sobie raz mloda dziewczyna, ktora zapytala pewnego chlopca, czy
chcialby ja poslubic. Chopiec odpowiedzial: ?Nie!?.
I dziewczyna zyla szczesliwie, bez prania, gotowania, prasowania...
Czesto spotykala sie z przyjaciolmi, spala z kim chciala, zarabiala na
siebie i wydawala pieniadze na co chciala....
Problemem jest w tym, ze nikt nigdy w dziecinstwie nam nie opowiadal
takich bajek.
Za to wsadzili nas w g... po uszy z tym cholernym ksieciem z bajki!!!
Specjalnie dla ciebie bajka:
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't think so!"
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